the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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