Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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