Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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