jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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