In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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