HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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