Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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