vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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