We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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