uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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