so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize