she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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