Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I intend to get homeless drunk
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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