12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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