I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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