So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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