Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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