We're like a lot better than the average bears
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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