You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Randomize
