what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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