It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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