I look better un-naked...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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