That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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