I wish i was in the wii world.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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