Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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