White coat. Heels.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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