hotel room ftw
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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