Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
