Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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