Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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