So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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