She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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