Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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