new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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