you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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