shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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