lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
last night I used snow as a chaser
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize