ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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