Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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