I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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