I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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