nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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