when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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