Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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