Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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