I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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