I'm drive I can fine osifer
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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