Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize