Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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