Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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