More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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