I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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