for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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