How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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