Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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