I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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