her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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