I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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